You.Me.and my motorcycle

Q-tip+Amel Larrieux+Prince song=awesomest shiiit EVER. And it happened at The Blue Note tonight. That's some NewYawkShiit right there.

Don't be late...

Don't sleep. James of Late coming to stores near you...

The I-Wannabe-Sedated-DRANK

Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes

PURPLE DRANK. Where is this going? If you've ever been so anti-don't-I-matter...




In other news...something else that's purple...Cup.Cakeration.

How to stay positive and why you should love Paris Hilton.

Listen, don't yes too hard, though!



I never felt particularly moved by Paris Hilton although I am always atleast mildly entertained by reading about her...but this video has changed my whole view on her...Paris is GREAT!

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Beijing Welcomes You!

Dear Lover Bees,
If you didn't catch the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics on 08.08.08 then you probably suck AND y0u smell. Its just a thing that happens sometimes. Chinese people are really into the number 8, if you haven't heard already. Apparently all kinds of white people know about this already. A lot of Chinese people set their wedding dates for 08.08.08, but so did a lot of white people. They are such biters! JK!!! Either way...I just wanted to post the Beijing Olympics cartoon mascots. They're totally cute, especially Jing Jing. There is one for each of the rings in the Olympic logo. Beijing Huan Ying Ni!

Love,
E.

More than just tree hugging.

Its not the physical act of yoga that bothers me. Doing yoga is actually very enjoyable and a good workout. My main problem is dealing with yoga people and their attitudes. Whether its tree hugging or just trying to evangelically over-promote some kind of new age zen lifestyle or having to be in class next to the shirtless, sweaty, hairy yoga guy wearing little shorts (you know who I'm talking about!)...its freaking annoying! Anyways...the following encompasses all the things that annoy me. Love Always, E.

Not for Flavor Flav or Yo Momma.

By Flud

French.fries.ala.Chinatown!

Yeah, maybe they stare at you...HAHAHAHA!
p.s. Did anyone see NAS on Wendy Williams this morning?!?!