Ode to fakeness...

I'm a girl and to me that's only GREAT. Its all about fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lashes...if I can ever figure out how to get fake lashes on damnnit! I'm all about the temporary FAKE! My homegirl in the Bay got me onto Japanese press on nails. MAN press on nails have come a long way and not only that, the Japanese ones have ill designs! These are perfect for me since we are in a recession and I can't be gettin my nails did every other week anymore and more importantly bc I box I can't really keep long nails for very long anyways. A great alternative for me since I can snap them off after a week or whenever I need to and not feel bad bc they cost only $4! Less than a cheap manicure on 125th!