I have many things to catch up with y'all on since I was in P-town and then Puerto Rico...however I will say this much...the MTV VMA's were the worst last night!!!
1-WHO WAS THAT BRITISH GUY?!?!?! and did anyone understand what he was saying? and...he was SO NOT funny. (He gets a red penis on him!)
2-Kanye's closing song...LACKING.
3-Rihanna was the best performer due to the lack of great performances.
4-Xtina was lipsynching, but her outfit was fly.
5-NOW I know who the Jonas Brothers are and that does not affect my life in any way shape or form.
6-Good for Britney...but THAT'S IT? I say that mostly because she looked like she did her own hair.
7-Lil Wayne, I am not into seeing your butt hanging out. You dress like a lesbian.
8-Paris Hilton was awesome bc everyone else was weaksauce.
Other than that, I miss Flamenco Beach in Culebra even though I got sunburn on my back. Green sauce on sunburn is crucial!
El Morro in Old San Juan