Chisme, chismosa

I like this idea of turning something negative into a positive. As Americans, we are geared towards wanting our material stuff. We are constantly in this state of comparison and trying to win some unofficial contest that we call life. We constantly want things we don't have and we engage in a game of envy. And I have always thought this about gossip. I know gossip is supposed to be bad and terribly negative. But I really like to gossip. Ok, well there is bad gossip...that is mean and hurtful -you feel icky afterwards -but then there is just meaningless gossip. Like when you talk about things for no reason but just to sit around, sip your tea and shoot the shiz with your homegirls. To me this gossip -meaningless gabber about what we "want" in life, etc etc...is great. Its abundance. I love it because it means I have the luxury in life to wah wah wah about meaningless stuff. If I can sit around on my butt and complain...geez, my life must be pretty good no? I mean people who are actually forreal forreal suffering and down in life are not sitting around talking about how life would be better if only this, that and the third. Or if only I had this so that I wouldn't have to complain. I believe when one can overflow their conversations with all this nonsense, it means...there is an abundance. Abundance attracts abundance. So if you can see your complaining as something light -an activity instead of a serious lacking...you can feel not only lighter, but maybe attract a little more abundance for yourself.

With that said, I defer to Deepak Chopra.

...however I will be watching!

Being Asian-American I can't NOT watch this show when it comes out...but I am not sure how I feel about it yet besides the fact that I think they deserve penises on their faces. We shall see...
More on why they get the peanox face.

Because JuJu Bee is my FAV!

Watch Gay Video & Lesbian Movies

Watch Gay Video & Lesbian Movies

Boobquakes

are facinating and amazing!

Out the way KANYE!

Hey check this out....you can insert any website:

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In other celebrity wackness...the other night I was at the San Gennaro festival and high-off-his-balls John Mayer was there...along with a self-important entourage including a cameraman, guy holding a big flood light and a bunch of security guards yelling "step aside, step aside!" Pummeling through the crowd at the motherfreaking San Gennaro festival...ARE YOU SERIOUS? Puffs and clouds of weed smoke followed him. I SO OFFICIALLY hate John Mayer...the self important a-hole! YOU GET THE PEANOX ON YOUR FACE!

Not waching...the VMA's

But maybe I will later on DVR...Kanye gets the peanox on his face though!

Danger

SHE SMASHED THE HOMIE! I don't know what's more entertaining...the fact that the taunt "Danger, she smashed the homie" will not leave my head or watching LC and Heidi try not to mess up their eye make up while crying to each other. Reality TV is amazing. WAIT or is it between the fact that one of Ray J's homies is Tom Green OR how Heidi's plastic face looks when she cries.

Postcards...

Vitamin D, please.

Why it needs to be Spring in NYC, FAST...I am completely consumed by nonsense. Here is a list of the nonsense: For the Love of Ray J, RuPaul's Drag Race, I Love Money 2, The City (its such a thorn in my NYer side at the same time), The Celebrity Apprentice (even as it is 2hrs long!), Kelis and her baby bump, Amber Rose and her second skin red pants, Britney and her hoo hoo at her concert and any other celebrity crap I can sink my teeth into. Its all obscenely interesting to me right now. But what I really should do is go outside and sit under a tree...so PLEASE PTB, can you make it a lil more sunny from now on? This chinita needs her vitimin D!









































On another note, Tomorrow Powerhouse in Brooklyn is hosting a forum between graffiti writers and VS members...or former members...or whatever. Somehow this makes me feel all cheetoes to the max but I guess its all a part of history and the first time for many things sound and feel cheesey. Info for the event is here.

Marshmellows between my toes.

Dear Friends,
I have many things to catch up with y'all on since I was in P-town and then Puerto Rico...however I will say this much...the MTV VMA's were the worst last night!!!













1-WHO WAS THAT BRITISH GUY?!?!?! and did anyone understand what he was saying? and...he was SO NOT funny. (He gets a red penis on him!)
2-Kanye's closing song...LACKING.
3-Rihanna was the best performer due to the lack of great performances.
4-Xtina was lipsynching, but her outfit was fly.
5-NOW I know who the Jonas Brothers are and that does not affect my life in any way shape or form.
6-Good for Britney...but THAT'S IT? I say that mostly because she looked like she did her own hair.
7-Lil Wayne, I am not into seeing your butt hanging out. You dress like a lesbian.
8-Paris Hilton was awesome bc everyone else was weaksauce.

Other than that, I miss Flamenco Beach in Culebra even though I got sunburn on my back. Green sauce on sunburn is crucial!

Love,
E.$.














El Morro in Old San Juan